What? Men are from ... Mars?
We know the females among you spend endless hours
wondering about why men are so different from women.
So we thought we'd put you out of your desperate misery.
We've brought you the definitive guide to everything you've been ...
well ... just dying to know.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it's never happened
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Wow! once we saw that a whole lot of other stuff suddenly made sense. Like ...
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop and ask for directions.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
But was all this really true? To validate our findings we asked several couples what they recently talked about.
He said ... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said ... "You wear trousers don't you?"
He said ... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said ... "I would but you are never there."
He said ... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."
She said ... "Well, you succeeded."
He said ... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said ... "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"
Oh by the way, we did NOT make up that list ourselves.
So if you know of any other "must have" information on the differences between the sexes please send them to us, if we like them we'll add them to the list.